Seasonal Celebrator Gifts

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

Glyndebourne

"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"

"It's his favorite time of year."

Happy Easter

"Great party!! How long do we have to stay?"

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

How to Tell when Summer is Almost Over

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

'Bet you're looking forward to autumn, eh?'

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Wassail

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Don't even think about it."

"It's her first snowman."

"Trick or treat?"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"What's the occasion?"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Theatrical Christmas.

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

Spring Break Monolith

Are we nearly there yet?

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"I miss October. Yeah they gut us, but at least they give us personalty with these faces. Now they only value us by using our insides for pie."