Community Gatherers Gifts

Coventry Carol

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Collective Psyche

"You two seem oddly suited."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Pearly King and Queen

Time for tea and friendship.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Before the riots/after the riots

Human Rights for All

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

social services cuts

Midwest Winter Items.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Impotent Democracy

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

recycling

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Party Time!

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'