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Coventry Carol

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Time for tea and friendship.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Collective Psyche

"You two seem oddly suited."

Pearly King and Queen

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Before the riots/after the riots

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Human Rights for All

Midwest Winter Items.

social services cuts

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

recycling

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Party Time!

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'