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"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Beginning Yarder.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Barbecue

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Saying Grace.

Grocery Shopping

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Counting Blessings

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Coventry Carol

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

look dear... I bought two farmers