Community Organizers T-Shirts

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Collective Psyche

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Pearly King and Queen

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Sign Reform

Before the riots/after the riots

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

social services cuts

Midwest Winter Items.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Human Rights for All

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

recycling

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Impotent Democracy

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'