Community Organizers Pillows

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Pearly King and Queen

Collective Psyche

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Before the riots/after the riots

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Human Rights for All

Midwest Winter Items.

social services cuts

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

recycling

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.