Organizers Pillows

"You're on our 'to do' list."

Anal retentive bums.

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Where your mind & battle are los

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Face painting by numbers.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Motivation to work

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I see you've security marked your property."

Collective Psyche

Pearly King and Queen

Ironing day.

"We need a union!'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."