Organizing Pillows

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Disaster plan.

"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

"My to-do list is somewhere on there."

"That's my sock drawer- I just wanted you to see how organized I am."

"You no longer spark joy, Charly."

"I don't know where you find the time to arrange all the books so nicely on shelves."

The Move.

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I have your file right here in front of me, Mr Simonson.'

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

Though he had been retired for only three days, Marilyn was already growing tired of having Clyde around all day long.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

How to cut down clutter: Don't buy stuff.

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

"Whoever said 'There's a time and place for everything' never saw this closet."

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Logistics department plans.

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Where in the world did I put the book, 'How to Organize Your Home Library'?'