Professional Organizing Pillows

'Come in - sit anywhere - sorry about the mess.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Gay Times...

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Motivation to work

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Ironing day.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'