Professional Organizing Mugs

'Come in - sit anywhere - sorry about the mess.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Organization is not rocket science!

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Motivation to work

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Ironing day.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile