Community Event Organizer Pillows

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

See you at the farmers market!

AA Meeting Here Today

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Face painting by numbers.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Pearly King and Queen

Collective Psyche

Church Basement Foodie

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Before the riots/after the riots

Human Rights for All

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

social services cuts

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Extra Long-jump