Community Event Organizer Pillows

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

AA Meeting Here Today

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

See you at the farmers market!

Face painting by numbers.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Collective Psyche

Church Basement Foodie

Pearly King and Queen

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Before the riots/after the riots

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Human Rights for All

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

social services cuts

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?