Grassroots Organizer Pillows

Fly Football

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Collective Psyche

"We need a union!'

Pearly King and Queen

Before the riots/after the riots

Human Rights for All

social services cuts

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

recycling

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

Centerville.

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

A catch-all is born.

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'