Grassroots Organizer Prints

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Hello, this is the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. We hear you're running for Congress s a progressive Justice Democrat. That's right. And we see you've actually pulled ahead of the Republican, in a district we always though was unwinnable. We're just calling to congratulate you on demonstrating a Democrat can actually win this race. House of Java Cybercafe. Thank you. So you're going to help me? We're going to ask you to step aside so one of our rich ... I me

Fly Football

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Collective Psyche

"We need a union!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Pearly King and Queen

Before the riots/after the riots

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

social services cuts

Human Rights for All

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Impotent Democracy

Someday

recycling

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Centerville.

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

Vote for Brown

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

The Train to Nowhere