Social Organizer Pillows

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

"My wife and I are having a few close friends over for dinner on Saturday, Paulson. Don't you think that's nice?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Motivation to work

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Collective Psyche

Pearly King and Queen

Before the riots/after the riots

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Human Rights for All

social services cuts

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

recycling

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Summer Outing Planning

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.