Social Organizer Gifts

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

"My wife and I are having a few close friends over for dinner on Saturday, Paulson. Don't you think that's nice?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Motivation to work

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Collective Psyche

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Pearly King and Queen

Before the riots/after the riots

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Human Rights for All

social services cuts

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Impotent Democracy

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

recycling

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.