Professional Organizer Gifts

"My to-do list is somewhere on there."

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

"I spent £200 on it, so I just can't throw it out."

"It's a big chuck-out. I had to be quite ruthless."

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

'Hello, yes - Decluttering Limited...'

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Our son's clutter has its own zip code."

"On the count of 3, we shove our way in again."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

'This closet needs digitized.'

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

A member of the International Association of Professional Organizers (Elite Special Ops Division)

Interior Un-Decorator - We help you downsize.

"I didn't spark joy."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Is clutter necessary?

The Marie Kondo landfill

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Gay Times...

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.