Master Organizer Gifts

"What?! I put a post-it on a place you couldn't miss!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

Motivation to work

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Categories are the key to organizing.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The Good Breathing Guide

A catch-all is born.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Father Time Management

"Progress is coming right along!"

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Pens in a kangaroo's pouch

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'