Organization Master Gifts

"OK, one more time, let's go through the pre-hibernation checklist..."

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Why do you need so many computers?

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"Much ado list"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

What can I play?

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Never ending to do list

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.