Organizer Gifts

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Yes, I'm the head of planning and organization. Why do you ask?'

'Honey...about this clutter-clearing.'

De-cluttering the office: Negotiations begin.

Woman looking at filing cabinet marked 'eeny', 'meeny', 'miney' and 'mo'.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

It's not as sexy as hunting or gathering, but I'm the guy who makes sense of it all.

Business Widow's Revenge

'To be honest, the whole of March is a bit of a no-go.'

"Yes Sir, we'll schedule everything meticulously: your project will be delivered on time and on budget..."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Desk boxes marked 'soup' and 'nuts'.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

Ordinary people trying to get something done, Inc.'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"No, you may not help me organize the meeting."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Organized Religion

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

'Dealing with the snow would be a lot easier if you organized it like a business, Joe...It's just a matter of employing time management and utilizing readily available green technology.'

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

'My management team the forward thinkers.'

'Ants are so well organized.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

To do list

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

Just organizing them wasn't feeding my creative side.

Anarchist Assn. The hardest thing here is delegating authority.

How you keep toolbox so organized?