Organizer Enthusiasts Gifts

'Filo Ex-Lax' in a toilet.

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Can do...No can do

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Catalogue of little books.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

In/Out Tray.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

The Move.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret