Service Organizer Gifts

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I didn't spark joy."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Motivation to work

Maybe clean out your wallet

Face painting by numbers.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Collective Psyche

Ironing day.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Pearly King and Queen

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'