Future Organizer Gifts

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I didn't spark joy."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Gay Times...

"Three more years of high school."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Good Luck!

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"There, all neat and tidy!"