Family Organizer Gifts

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'This is our home's communications center.'

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

"The tutor is for me. I hired him to help me so I can help our son with his homework. To be honest, I should just stay out of it."

Summer Outing Planning

A woman has desk tray's labelled 'Mum' and 'Dad'.

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

'Better bring the pot back over here, Mom - Dad's still down a few cups.'

Coronavirus Self-isolation Children's Activities.

"When you were in the kitchen, we voted for no more spinach or broccoli!"

"This year, I want our Christmas party to be cozy...small...intimate...we're inviting immediate family only!"

It's time again for my 'State-of-the-family' address.

'Did you feel that??'

'Not unless the IRS accepts hot chocolate as currency for payment your gran'pa gave you for shoveling his snow last winter.'

'One down, six to go.'

'Just to a few people.'

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"We've got to turn back!! Jennifer's not in the car!"

'Is she teething again?'

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"Family time is important. Confirm with my wife and kids if 2:30 is good for them."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Hi, Honey! How was school? How did your history test go? Do you need a ride to rehearsal tonight? Dinner's almost ready! Do you want soy milk, juice, or sparkling cider? Tap tap tap. My mom suffers from Attention Surplus Disorder.

Yeah, maybe I should put all my kids into a group photo.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You lost the Sutter account? It's in your file cabinet near the door, third drawer."

"It's an app called 'mom', it reminds everyone of their to-do lists."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I didn't spark joy."