Family Holiday Organizer Gifts

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"