Family Holiday Organizer Mugs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."