Holiday Organizer Mugs

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

A man is putting away his Christmas tree on January 6th.

In the lead up to Christmas, Santa was given his wife's shopping list...which he knew she would check twice!!

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Fittd shēt

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."