Home Organizers Gifts

New Normal

'Of course the dryer you buy will be upright and fully assembled. This is a floor model.'

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

"Oh, he has to lick the dishes clean before putting them away—he's terrible at loading the dishwasher."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

We're Gonna Need More Packing Material

Let's get organized

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ironing day.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."