Family Organizer Pillows

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'This is our home's communications center.'

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

"The tutor is for me. I hired him to help me so I can help our son with his homework. To be honest, I should just stay out of it."

Summer Outing Planning

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

'Better bring the pot back over here, Mom - Dad's still down a few cups.'

Coronavirus Self-isolation Children's Activities.

"When you were in the kitchen, we voted for no more spinach or broccoli!"

"This year, I want our Christmas party to be cozy...small...intimate...we're inviting immediate family only!"

It's time again for my 'State-of-the-family' address.

'Did you feel that??'

'Not unless the IRS accepts hot chocolate as currency for payment your gran'pa gave you for shoveling his snow last winter.'

'One down, six to go.'

'Just to a few people.'

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"We've got to turn back!! Jennifer's not in the car!"

'Is she teething again?'

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"Family time is important. Confirm with my wife and kids if 2:30 is good for them."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"It's an app called 'mom', it reminds everyone of their to-do lists."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Ironing day.