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'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

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"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ironing day.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Dust Bunny

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."