Household Organization Pillows

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

Fair Ball

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'We need another bathroom.'

Page-a-day calendar. . . Reasons to live - Feed the cats...

"The remote you're looking for is in the garbage you promised to take out."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Fittd shēt

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Ironing day.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Moving in

Acclaimed mother.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"