Home Organization Pro Pillows

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Fittd shēt

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Ironing day.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

Acclaimed mother.

Washing Line Walker

Moving in

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Family working together

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."