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"Thanks, hon. Big help as always."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

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'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

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Ironing day.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Acclaimed mother.

Washing Line Walker

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Moving in

Family working together

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

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