Home Organization Wizard Mugs

"Thanks, hon. Big help as always."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Ironing day.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Washing Line Walker

Moving in

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Acclaimed mother.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Family working together

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."