Home Organization Guru Pillows

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

"Harry, I want a divorce. I've decided to de-clutter."

"I understand the house is a mess inside."

"We can’t find any DNA to use for the missing persons report, her house is too clean."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Interior design trends for parents....

Here and There Trays

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Fittd shēt

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Ironing day.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Washing Line Walker

Moving in

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Acclaimed mother.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Family working together

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"