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"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

"Harry, I want a divorce. I've decided to de-clutter."

"I understand the house is a mess inside."

"We can’t find any DNA to use for the missing persons report, her house is too clean."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Interior design trends for parents....

Here and There Trays

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Ironing day.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"There's more inside."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Moving in

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Acclaimed mother.

Washing Line Walker