Home Organization Prints

"Thanks, hon. Big help as always."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

Family working together

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

Moving as a board game.

'Son, the lease on your room requires you to keep the room in good order at all times.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'First I put some odds and ends in storage, then some furniture, and finally, Edgar.'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Spring Cleaning

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'You know you're having a bad day when you put the dirty clothes to bed and the kids in the hamper.'

"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'You missed a spot.'

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

Senior Smart Home: "Sell me and rent an apartment!"

Mess of decluttering books

A woman's work is never done.

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

Thank you very much for the lovely wedding present...

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"I think a pat on the back would have been enough for him tidying his room!"

'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"OK, so new decluttering strategy: we put all the tchotchkes in a box in the basement, then throw them away in 10-15 years when their emotional hold over us has sufficiently weakened."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"There's more inside."