Home Organization Pillows

"Thanks, hon. Big help as always."

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

Family working together

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

Moving as a board game.

'Son, the lease on your room requires you to keep the room in good order at all times.'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'First I put some odds and ends in storage, then some furniture, and finally, Edgar.'

Spring Cleaning

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'You know you're having a bad day when you put the dirty clothes to bed and the kids in the hamper.'

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

A woman's work is never done.

'You missed a spot.'

Mess of decluttering books

Senior Smart Home: "Sell me and rent an apartment!"

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

New Normal

'If my 'Honey-Do' list annoys you, wait till you see my 'Honey-Don't.'

"There's more inside."

'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'

Thank you very much for the lovely wedding present...

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

'Go away! I'm de-cluttering my life!'

Turning my life around.

"...You have work to do Andy. Mainly your garage. It's a real mess."

"I spent £200 on it, so I just can't throw it out."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"I think a pat on the back would have been enough for him tidying his room!"