Home Organization Ninja Pillows

'Honey...about this clutter-clearing.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Fittd shēt

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Trade Show Sherpas

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"There's more inside."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Moving in

Washing Line Walker

Acclaimed mother.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Family working together

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

The Card Flinger

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"