Home Organization Ninja Gifts

'Honey...about this clutter-clearing.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Fittd shēt

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Trade Show Sherpas

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"There's more inside."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

Moving in

Acclaimed mother.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Washing Line Walker

Family working together

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

The Card Flinger