"We need a better piling system."
Organization Ninja Gifts
Searching for a gift that honors the organizational whiz in your life? From mugs to prints, our collection celebrates those who master the art of order with a touch of humor and creativity. Find the perfect way to say ‘you’re a true organization ninja’ with clever designs that blend functionality with fun. Whether they love to tidy, plan, or simplify, our products are ideal for showcasing their skills and personality.
Running out of time
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'
Go team!
"Can we please just stick to the core business?"
"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"
Trade Show Sherpas
'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).
"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'
'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'
"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."
"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."
Building business relations.
There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
The Card Flinger
'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'
'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'
'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'
"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"
At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."
Over enthusiastic headhunter
'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'
Bob tried networking – and crashed it.
"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"
"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"
Book Thief in True Crime Department
"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."
"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"
Organization Ninja Gifts Collection
Organization Ninja Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs for organization ninjas—perfect for starting each day with a dash of humor and clever design.
Organization Ninja Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows designed for organization enthusiasts—bring personality and order to any room.
Organization Ninja Prints
Browse our witty prints that celebrate the organization ninja—perfect for decorating with a touch of cleverness and humor.
Organization Ninja T-Shirts
Explore our fun t-shirts that showcase the organizational ninja in style—ideal for casual wear that makes a statement.