Team Ninja Gifts

Downsized! (Man with shrunken)

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Go team!

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Building business relations.

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The Card Flinger

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"We need a better piling system."

'Gimme all your cache!'