Network Ninja Gifts

'Well, this looks like the spot where your bandwidth is getting all clogged up.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'I still haven't fired the guy in tech support. He's had me on hold all morning.'

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

"I'm using your wifi."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'...and we believe everyone is connected by only 7,412 degrees of separation.'

Sell the crunch, not the apple!

Huawei 5G

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Hi Tom, I've heard so much about you!"

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"Thank goodness, somebody is doing something to improve IT security."

"Your resume says you're a people person? Heck, I've got more Facebook friends than you do!"

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Open Resume!"

Building business relations.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Just naught or nice? Doesn't neatness count? I'm not worried. I hacked into his network and changed the naughty-nice database.

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Go team!

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Simply put.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Gone Bookkeepin'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'