Net Ninja Gifts

"Maybe now the damned search engines will find us."

"What if I put a couple of exclamation points at the end?"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

A tennis player serves with the fish and net.

'Tennis'

Butterfly catching

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

Self help acupuncture

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Tool Box

WiFi Signals

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

Building business relations.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The Card Flinger

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Freedom of the press

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.