Nature Ninja Gifts

Camp Games

Domestic Superheroes!!

Self help acupuncture

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Tool Box

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Evolution.

Piano Keyboard

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Coronavirus world

Building business relations.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

Dieting Motivation.

'Well done! This works much better.'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.