Nature Ninja T-Shirts

Camp Games

Domestic Superheroes!!

Self help acupuncture

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Tool Box

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Evolution.

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Piano Keyboard

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building business relations.

Coronavirus world

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Dieting Motivation.

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Well done! This works much better.'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....