Leaf Ninja T-Shirts

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Self help acupuncture

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Evolution.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Piano Keyboard

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Knitted Kitty.

'Gimme all your cache!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"We're out of bags."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

I know they told me not to bark

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Flute-a-licious.

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Autumn Leaves

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

"You're looking very autumnal."

Be the grass...

Billy strip: bed pan.

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

"Numb yet?"

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

Autumn Rain

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