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The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Self help acupuncture

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Where the wild things were."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Evolution.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

School trip little porters.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Knitted Kitty.

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'Gimme all your cache!'

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Caution Dry Rot

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

'If we can keep him at bay until winter, he'll have to hibernate.'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"I want to make a booking for 7:30, table for two, preferably cedar."

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

"Hey everybody! Larry's stuck!"

Parkour Breakfast