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'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Early photobombing

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Ecotourism.

Revenge had come.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

Basketball Players Working Together

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I'm a plant worker."

'Must be Pandora's.'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Bigfoot's outhouse

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

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