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'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Ha! The joke's on him. All I did was pee."

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

I fart more than that!

Snowman of the Apes

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Influence this."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

Watering the garden gnome

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

The wife made it. Why?