Forest Joker Gifts

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Early photobombing

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Inflatable Duck Boat

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Ecotourism.

Revenge had come.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Basketball Players Working Together

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

"I'm a plant worker."

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Must be Pandora's.'

Stretcher Header.

Pull My Finger

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

Bulltoon: Constabull.